[description: a nude male with erection peers out the window from the shadows of a motel room]
My first instinct when waking up in a motel room naked and erect is to swing the curtains wide. But, of course, with the daylight comes the potential for prying eyes. Not that I care if anyone sees me, but if someone gets offended, somehow that's my responsibility...
Seems to me that windows were made for looking out, not looking in. As far as I'm concerned, if you go peeping and see something you don't like, that's on you. But we live in a culture that loves to waive personal responsibility and blame somebody else for the shit we step in. So it's safest just to not shit in the street. :-p
Anyway, my second instinct is to test out the mirrors.
[description: a nude man with hand on erection holds a phone up to a motel room mirror]
Yep, lookin' good. :-3
