If you're like me, you love wearing women's bikinis. But you probably encounter a frequent problem. In most standard bikini bottoms (that is to say, ones that are not thongs), the back panel is larger than the front panel, just because a woman's typically got more to cover in the back. Now, if you've got male anatomy, you're going to run into a problem, where the tiny triangle of material in the front just doesn't adequately contain you. Sometimes the sides come down too narrow and your balls hang out. Other times, the low cut, coupled with the stress of your bulge, leaves a conspicuous gap between the top of the suit and your skin, creating a dangerous peekaboo effect that is most obvious from the perspective of anybody standing directly in front of you at eye level.
[description: a man stands outdoors in a black, flower-patterned bikini bottom with ruffles]
Well, there is an easy fix for this problem that will have you out on the beach in your bikini in no time, and it requires no tucking at all! All you have to do is just rotate your bikini bottom and wear it backwards! The fuller back will now be more than adequate at containing your bulge. Plus, as an added bonus, the smaller front will now effectively act as a thong! You can be sexy, and street legal! (Provided thongs are street legal where you're at - although if you look at what women are wearing these days, in my experience, it's de facto accepted even where there are rules against it).
[description: the bikini bottom is worn backwards, for fuller coverage in the front than back]
How great is that? Now get out there and have some fun in the sun!